Horoscope from Mars
This is not a horoscope. Honestly, this is a HORRORSCOPE! But I love horoscopes, yes, but not horrorscopes! Hehehe, peace!
This is the ZODIAC HOROSCOPE for you Once you have read this, there's no turning back. Below are the original descriptions of the 12 zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologic predictor. Read your sign, then forward/repost it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
SCORPIO - The AddictEXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The One that WaitsDominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame OneNice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - Does It In The WaterTrustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. (Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out.2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - IrresistibleNice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Lion Great talker (this means loquacious? as in talkative? am I?). Attractive (depending on the one who looks :()and passionate (I hope so). Laid back (where?). Knows how to have fun (yes, because girls just wanna have fun!). Is really good at almost anything (I'll do anything just to be this one!). Great kisser (no kidding?). Unpredictable (girls are fickle minded although I'm half guy). Outgoing (more likely, loves going out!). Down to earth (or doomed to death?). Addictive (yes, I'm a 'K' addict). Attractive (you're so kulit! sige ka, sabihin kong oo. hehehe). Loud (I'm laughing out loud!). Loves being in long relationships (nope. I'm single forever!). Talkative (so I am talkative:(). Not one to mess with (or else...). Rare to find (I think I'm the only Ma. Veronica Sheena Valencia de Gonzales y Tan de Prieto. haha!). Good when found (I hope not to be found six feet under the ground). 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. (no kidding? You said I'm NOT to be messed with)
CANCER - The CutieMOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Partner for LifeCaring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate LoverLove to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous OneSpontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
This is the ZODIAC HOROSCOPE for you Once you have read this, there's no turning back. Below are the original descriptions of the 12 zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologic predictor. Read your sign, then forward/repost it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
SCORPIO - The AddictEXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The One that WaitsDominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame OneNice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with ... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - Does It In The WaterTrustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. (Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out.2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - IrresistibleNice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Lion Great talker (this means loquacious? as in talkative? am I?). Attractive (depending on the one who looks :()and passionate (I hope so). Laid back (where?). Knows how to have fun (yes, because girls just wanna have fun!). Is really good at almost anything (I'll do anything just to be this one!). Great kisser (no kidding?). Unpredictable (girls are fickle minded although I'm half guy). Outgoing (more likely, loves going out!). Down to earth (or doomed to death?). Addictive (yes, I'm a 'K' addict). Attractive (you're so kulit! sige ka, sabihin kong oo. hehehe). Loud (I'm laughing out loud!). Loves being in long relationships (nope. I'm single forever!). Talkative (so I am talkative:(). Not one to mess with (or else...). Rare to find (I think I'm the only Ma. Veronica Sheena Valencia de Gonzales y Tan de Prieto. haha!). Good when found (I hope not to be found six feet under the ground). 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. (no kidding? You said I'm NOT to be messed with)
CANCER - The CutieMOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Partner for LifeCaring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate LoverLove to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous OneSpontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
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